Emily Is A Bitch Pass It On

deluxetrashqueen:

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

(via awkwardlyvanilla)

tittylesbian:

small town gays are braver than any us marine

(Source: thotdyke, via awkwardlyvanilla)

ginger-ale-official:

stats:

snirts:

stats:

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

(via hnybn)

fuckyouinmorsecode:

I love how a band/album can represent period in your life and that every time when you listen to it you get a weird familiar feeling, as if you’re going back in time to that part of your life. 

(Source: treesbirdsfire, via spacefleetings)

shavingryansprivates:

we’re not talking about this

or THIS

we’re talking about THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

(via isaac)

spicychipsdemon:

*wakes up at 4:35 am* what happened the 2 times out of 1000 that Amy and Frank didn’t rebel tho??

(via trashy-ashley)

jezzykeery:

Me after watching hang the dj and loving the amazing storyline, but slowly realizing nobody is going to rebel to be with me and go against the system 998 times like Frank and Amy did: 

(via trashy-ashley)

durbikins:

*sees an airplane at night*
that’s a UFO

(via andrewthepancake)

lohver:

my mom just told me “sometimes people hate you because of the way other people love you” and that spoke volume

(via lfeellike)

6killshit:

Nothing annoys me more than when someone expects you to be okay with something that they wouldn’t be okay with if you did it.

(via shaakywarrior)

petitetimidgay:

i mean…i don’t need someone to validate me romantically but i sure am bored

(via shaakywarrior)

infinite-casper:

Me: I won’t get jealous I won’t get jealous I won’t get jealous I won’t get jealous I won’t get jealous

Me: Who’s this fucking whore

(Source: lucibella, via rubytuesdave)

deku-smash:

deku-smash:

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

(via punkfather)

e-nter:

do you ever wanna kiss someone really badly & you’re just like “!!!!” inside

(via chacaltaya)